Get Creative With Your Booze: How to Eat Your Alcohol

Tired of taking shots that taste terrible/make you gag? Want to be on your way to partying faster? College Cures knows what’s up.

Vodka Soaked Gummy Bears

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So good, I know. A bag of these babies and half a bottle of vodka and you will be on your way to party city.

The night before the party…

Throw a bag of gummy bears into a bowl (see picture), and cover them with a layer of vodka. Throw them in the fridge and let them do their thang overnight.

When the next night rolls around…

Your gummies should be bloated with booze and ready for the eating. Throw a bunch in a Ziplock bag and tote them around to each party/bar, offering some to friends and randoms alike!

Booze Soaked Fruit

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The traditional way this has been done is by cutting a hole in a watermelon, filling it with vodka (or your alcohol of choice), letting it sit, then draining the liquor and eating the watermelon. But we are College Cures, and we can do better than that.

Pineapples and Pineapple Vodka

Pick up fresh or canned pineapple, throw it in a dish, cover with pineapple vodka, let sit over night, and enjoy the next evening.

Try other Fruits

Why stop with pineapple? Try apples, strawberries or any other porous fruit. Not only can you eat the fruit, but you can throw them into wine or mixed drinks for added fun!

Jello Shots

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This is an easy and fun way to get your buzz on without downing liquid shots. It’s easy to buy a simple box of jello, add the water and booze, pour them into cups and call it a day. HOWEVER, College Cures knows you want more so why not try something creative?

Jager Jello Shots Recipe

You will need a package of orange jello, 2 cups of Jagermeister, and 2 cups of of Red Bull.

To make, boil the can of Red Bull first then dissolve the package of orange jello into the Red Bull. Slowly add the cups of Jager until everything is combined. Pour the mixture into to your cups and pop them in the fridge overnight.

Like this recipe?

Check out TheFoodinMyBeard.com for more Jello shot recipes!

Fruity Jello Shots

In this case, all you need is a package of Jello, alcohol, and some booze-soaked fruit.

Once you make your Jello mixture however you want it, simply plop a piece of alcohol-soaked fruit (see above) into the cup before pouring your Jello mixture in. This will give your shots a WOW factor and increase the overall alcohol content!

Pudding Shots

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As if alcohol doesn’t have enough calories already, lets add some chocolate pudding to the mix!

If you have a sweet tooth, this is the perfect treat for you; all you need is a box of Jello Instant Pudding, Kahlua, and vodka.…and whipped cream if you want to get fancy.

Start with the box of instant pudding

Mix pudding powder with 3/4 cup of chilled milk. Once mixed, pour in 1/2 cup of Kahlua (or more if you prefer), and 1/4 cup plain vodka.

Distribute the mixture into cups, place in the fridge and let sit until you achieve the right pudding consistency. When they are done, top them off with whipped cream and start having some fun; eat with a spoon or just throw them back like Jello shots!

WARNING: Not responsible for pictures of you with chocolate all over your face if you decide to eat them w/o a spoon.

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